May 2011
1 post
Pooh's Favorite Day
Owl: By the way, Pooh, how do YOU spell Tuesday?
Pooh: Spell what?
Owl: Tuesday. You know - Monday, Tuesday. My dear Pooh, EVERYBODY knows that it's spelled with a TWO.
Pooh: Is it?
Owl: Of course, it's the second day of the week.
Pooh: Oh, is THAT how it works?
Me: Alright, then what comes after Twosday?
Owl: Thirdsday
Me: Owl, you're just confusing things...
Piglet: It's Today!
Pooh: My favorite day
March 2011
1 post
January 2011
2 posts
Two sides of the same coin
The opposite of love is not hate, it’s indifference. Love and hate are both investments of emotions and fall under passion.
December 2010
5 posts
The best test of a civilised society is the way in which it treats its most...
– Mahatma Gandhi
LoveQuotesRus →
brittany-carel:
I got this idea from another video , and it inspired me. I don’t write blogs and make videos for attention. I do it to let it out. I hate bottling up things inside of me. And i also think its a great way to let everyone know how serious and heart braking this disease is. For the people that all think this a joke. go to hell. you have no idea how strong and painful this is for me...
November 2010
6 posts
funnyordie:
FOD Classic: Eva Mendes Sex Tape
The sex tape with Eva Mendes that everyone’s been waiting for is finally here.
I play by my own rules, nobody else’s, not even my own.
– Craig Hoffman
when did we stop dreaming big? →
Without ME it’s just AWESO
October 2010
16 posts
I’m so adjective, I verb nouns!
High Expectations Asian Father →
and I want to curl up and give up forever :(
– Jacob. Exactly how I feel.
You can spend hours, days, weeks, months even years analyzing a...
– adapted and revised from a friend’s fb’s profile
September 2010
11 posts
before marriage (read it down) / after marriage...
Him: Ah...finally, at last, I can hardly wait.
Her: Do you want me to leave?
Him: No! Don't even think about it
Her: Do you love me?
Him: Of course! Always have, always will!
Her: Do you cheat on me?
Him: No, why are you even asking?
Her: Will you kiss me?
Him: Every chance I get!
Her: Will you hit me?
Him: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Her: Can I trust you?
Him: Yes
Her: Darling!
ambiguity makes it interesting
Lynda: You swallowed it? How's your mouth?
Silvia: Bitter.
There’s a reason why the word anal is in analyst.
– Me, epiphany from a recent experience in Montreal.
Piglet: We'll be friends forever, won't we, Pooh?
Pooh: Even Longer